So I'm in the PR office right now, my supervisor left, and I have work I should be doing. So what am I going to do? A pointless meme I nabbed from a friend, of course.

001. Real name? - Joseph
002. Nickname(s)? - Josephus, Jos, Yoshko, Yusef, Squid
003. Zodiac sign? - Aquarius
004. Male or female? - Male
005. Elementary? - What about it? I went to it, yea.
006. Middle School? - Homeschooled.
007. High School? - Homeschooled again, and thankfully almost done.
008. Hair color? - Dark brown.
009. Long or short? - Shortish. It's curly, so that makes it seem shorter than it actually is.
010. Loud or Quiet? - Usually quiet.
011. Sweats or Jeans? - Jeans.
012. Phone or Camera? - Well...I honestly couldn't care less.
013. Health freak? - Somewhat. I'm paranoid.
014. Drink or Smoke? - Neither, because I'd rather remain healthy and in a controllable mental state.
.....Hey, where's #15...? (Actually the last person to do the meme wrote this but I agree)
016. Eat or Drink? - ...so I essentially choose between starving and dying of thirst. Sweet.
017. Piercings? - Nein.
018. Tattoos? - Possibly, but unlikely.

HAVE YOU EVER?
019. Been in an airplane? - Definitely. I was just on an 18 hour flight a month and a half ago.
020. Been in a car accident? - Yea. It was not pleasant.
021. Been in a fist fight? - Nah.

FIRSTS:
022. First piercing? - None.
023. First best friend? - Sean. Good ol' spoony bard.
025. First award? - I honestly don't remember. Might have been in a soccer tournament.
026. First crush? - Access denied.
028. First big vacation? - I don't think I've ever been on a vacation...

LASTS:
029. Last person you talked to? - Elizabeth, literally two seconds ago.
030. Last person you texted? - My brother. That was about a month ago.
031. Last person you watched a movie with? - A better question would be "when was the last time you saw a movie?"
032. Last food you ate? - Buttered toast. I missed lunch today...
033. Last movie you watched? - I think it was "The Call of Cthulhu".
034. Last song you listened to? - Necromancer Boss Battle from the Castle Crashers OST.
035. Last thing you bought? - Dinner at an Italian restaurant. It was like there was a party in my mouth and I killed everyone with the power of my thoughts.
036. Last person you hugged? - Elizabeth.

FAVES:
037. Food? - Tangerines.
038. Drinks? - Iced tea.
039. Clothing? - Jeans, t-shirts, various necklaces and Celtic armbands. Especially my Cthulhu symbol shirt.
040. Book? - Anything by H.P. Lovecraft.
041. Music? - Metal mixed with classical, especially if that includes organs and choir.
042. Flower? - I'm not sure...
043. Colors? - Blue, black, orange, crimson.
044. Movies? - I think Cloverfield might be my favorite movie ever. Others include the Nightmare Before Christmas, The Call of Cthulhu, and Silent Hill.
045. Shoes? - Sneakers, I guess.
046. Subjects? - Monsters and living creatures. Horror and sci-fi fit in there as well.

IN THE PAST YEAR I ... :
047. [ ] kissed in the snow.
048. [x] celebrated Halloween (it was small, but fun)
049. [ ] had your heart broken
050. [ ] went over the minutes on your cell phone
051. [ ] someone questioned your sexual orientation
052. [ ] came out of the closet
053. [ ] gotten pregnant (That would be really, really awkward)
054. [ ] had an abortion (I wonder if someone has said yes to this and no to the last one)
055. [x] done something you've regretted
056. [x] broke a promise
057. [x] hid a secret
058. [x] pretended to be happy (Many, many times)
059. [x] met someone who changed your life (Yea. I think so)
060. [ ] pretended to be sick
061. [x] left the country (And I'm still there)
062. [x] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it (I don't remember what it was, though)
063. [ ] cried over the silliest thing
064. [ ] ran a mile
065. [ ] went to the beach with your best friend
066. [x] stay single the whole year (It's tentative...)

CURRENTLY:
067. Eating? - Air.
068. Drinking? - Brain juice.
069. I'm about to? - Go say some prayers at the temple where I'm working.
070. Listening to? - The other volunteers talking to each other.
071. Plans for today/tomorrow? - Well, tomorrow is the celebration for the birth of my religion's founder, so I need to polish up the Scottish jig performance I have planned. And I'm going out to Subway later.
072. Waiting for? - Myself to finish typing this.

YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want kids? - It would be nice, but I'm not sure how well I could raise them.
074. Want to get married? - Of course.
075. Careers in mind? - Neurosurgery. Or, for those who don't know what that is, brain surgery.

WHICH IS BETTER ON A BOY/GIRL?
076. Lips or eyes? - Eyes, I'd say.
077. Shorter or taller? - Shorter. I like being tall.
078. Romantic or spontaneous? - Define "spontaneous".
079. Nice stomach or nice arms? - Stomach.
080. Sensitive or loud? - Well, I would prefer not loud.
082. Troublemaker or hesitant? - A happy medium.

HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost glasses/contacts? - Never used them.
084. Ran away from home? - Almost.
085. Held a gun/knife for self defense? - Nah.
086. Killed somebody? - Thankfully, no.
087. Broken someone's heart? - Not to my knowledge. Yet.
088. Been arrested? - Nope.
089. Cried when someone died? - Well, I haven't been close enough to anyone who's died, so no.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself? - Occasionally.
091. Miracles? - I believe that there are things that happen for reasons which we will likely never understand.
092. Love at first sight? - I'm not sure.
093. Heaven? - As an afterlife, yes. Not as a converse to Hell.
094. Santa Claus? - Dude, I got over that years ago.
095. Sex on the first date? - Not until marriage, no.
096. Kiss on the first date? - Maybe.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now? - Yea. And I will be in a few minutes.
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? - I'm uncertain.
099. Do you believe in God? - Yes.
100. And I'm not even going to bother answering this one.

So, assuming you were bored enough to read this entire thing, I'm probably going to upload some pictures I've taken here in New Delhi at some point, including trashcan-straddling rabbits. Stay tuned.